Tweets of the Week - 4/26

UFC 159: Jones vs Sonnen
What Chael is going to see from me tomorrow night! http://imgur.com/D79hKdo  #everlast -Jon Bones Jones ‏

2 - your official ranking as long as I'm around. #UFC159 #4/27/13  -Chael Sonnen ‏

01 ..."The harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph”... UFC 159 . Are you ready for WAR on saturday? pic.twitter.com/uYONocSpze  -Cheick Kongo ‏

Getting the weight off. Pic by @goodguybri http://instagram.com/p/Yjm-OSytcB/  -Michael Bisping ‏

Weigh ins are @ 4pm @ the Prudential Center in Newark, come by, its free to get in! @danawhite could be giving "wolf tickets" away! #UFC159  -Gian Villante ‏

Times Square son @ufc representing http://instagram.com/p/YiYfCVvk28/  -Patrick Healy ‏

Picture time! @ufc pic.twitter.com/Jl5lpGwD3b  -Sara McMann ‏

And this is the part that's hurts...Coach Eric helping cut weight...#UFC159 #VFL #KMAA http://instagram.com/p/YkO_jKGryb/  -Ovince St. Preux

Having fun while suffering through the weight cut with @robtyler11 @ufc - hard part is almost over! http://instagram.com/p/Yk2r03EHkt/  -James Head ‏

When the nurse calls my name at the doctor's office, I like to run through the waiting room like I got called on The Price is Right.  -Yancy Medeiros ‏

Putting the POW in Girl Power
 I see that @ufc has put 2 women's fights on the #UFConFOX8 card &w/the way they've been fighting #FOTN will be tough. Challenge accepted.  -Yves Edwards ‏

@thugjitsumaster @ufc lol watch yourself! It's gonna be ours ;-) -Julie Kedzie ‏

Did You Forget What Happened to Tim Means?!
Coach Bangs class had me slipping & shaking punches in the shower. -Danny Castillo ‏

Forrest Griffin: Life Coach
Never let a great life get in the way of your bitchin -Forrest Griffin ‏

Not the First Skill that Comes to Mind but Okay
Tanning, cause Im good at it -Daron Cruickshank ‏

Tim Kennedy Update: Business as Usual
If you're a burglar looking for an easy hit swing by my home. Family is out if town, we have gold & cash in the house. I sleep soundly :-)

Like me he is bored & disappointed that there are no zombies, felons, or terrorists today but staying vigilant. pic.twitter.com/cJSmYfvoVF -Tim Kennedy ‏

The Body Issues
I'm a fat kid stuck in a lightweight's body. What can I say? -Aaron Riley ‏

The same thing you say to yourself in the mirror every morning "Look at you! Your disgusting!" -Cub Swanson ‏

I quit looking in mirrors a long time ago, I cry when I do! -Isaac Vallie-Flagg ‏

Mayo-be, Mayo-be Not
Is mayonnaise an instrument?  -Mitch Clarke ‏

No Fair. You Were There!
quote this pic of me cornering @joejitsu winner gets a @Fearthefighter shirt. @ufc RT pic.twitter.com/LgIOe59YLk  -Duane Ludwig ‏

"If you don't finish him this round, no f-ing donuts for you and I'll burn your Birkenstocks" -Joseph Benavidez ‏

On this Day, a Killer was Born, Naturally.
@CarlosCondit Happy BirfDay bro!!  -Bubba McDaniel ‏

Happy Birthday @CarlosCondit! -Cub Swanson ‏

Happy birthday @CarlosCondit !! Thanks for all you do for the team & MMA!! #hero #championlegacy @JacksonsMMA @IzzyStyle @mmacoachwink @ufc  -Julie Kedzie ‏

@CarlosCondit happy bday champ!  -Leonard Garcia ‏