Tweets of the Week - 1/13

UFC RIO: Aldo vs Mendes
Just finished training. It's 4:30 am here. Gettin used to fighting around that time. Weight is great n feelin good. Night everyone!  -Chad Mendes

On the way to @ufc weigh ins with @chadmendes @jbmma155 & @MMAInc. Pumped for @chadmendes!! pic.twitter.com/fgPvFeZF  -Urijah Faber

1 am training session last night with @josealdojunior @pedrorizzo1 @dedepederneiras @MarcelinoFreit1 @hacranmma pic.twitter.com/HUamcuLU  -Gray Maynard

Last pic wt @chadmendes b4 he becomes "World Champ" I luv u brotha! #DoThaDamnThang #Yeamalphamale #Ughhhhhh pic.twitter.com/1R3qK8uZ  -Danny Castillo

I had no clue I would get so much love and respect from the brazilian fans, I'm really loving it here.  -Jon Bones Jones

Everyone talkin about my Young Rumble pics from #ufcrio countdown #ufc #ufc142 @ufc #anthonyjohnson #mma instagr.am/p/grIBV/  -Anthony Johnson

I feel great! In 10 hours when I am eating and getting hydrated, I'll feel really good! Be sure to watch the UFC 142 weigh-ins today @ 4pm!  -Mike Massenzio

Thanks for all the messages and support its been something else!!! Weigh in today, last few pounds to lose soon.  -Terry Etim

Bom dia galera #UFCrio tá chegando uhuhu Good morning guys UFCrio it's coming yay  -Rafaello Oliveira

Tomorrow will be day of weight in !! Thank God! Good night guys! @ufc  -Edson Barboza

@Anthony_Rumble Happy Hunting!  -Cung Le

On my way to the Arena!! just talk with Thiago Tavares who will be fighting too! pic.twitter.com/4FnnMyGA  -Rousimar Palhares

Watching the UFC Rio pre fight press conference. Going to be a great show again in brazil. Thx zuffa for bringing that to my home country  -Junior Assuncao

Anderson’s Nickname is Sparky Now?
"Success isn’t something that just happens– success is learned, success is practiced and then it is shared." -Sparky Anderson  -Georges St-Pierre

No Sweet Stache VIP List?
So I signed on at 10 for coachella and they were already sold out ... I jut got out on some stand by page FML  -Ian McCall

Friday the 13th
Friday the 13th! Nice!  -Duane Ludwig

Tomorrow is Friday the 13th. In the name of all that is holy and true will someone please make the zombie apocalypse begin tomorrow
Or at least have some crazy killer in a hokey mask swing by my house tomorrow on Friday the 13th. I need a pick me up!!! PLEASE!!!!  -Tim Kennedy

I'm gonna kick Friday the 13 in the balls! #fb  -Dustin Poirier

Internet Etiquette
If you rt my stuff you better follow me , you swagga jackers #LMAO  -Derek Brunson

Best advice my mom gave me today: "never read the bottom half of the Internet" #stuffmymomsays  -Ronda Rousey

To them internet thugs....if u wanna act gangsta....come see me.  -King Mo

He’s Got a Point
You can't really improve on Oreos  -Mitch Clarke

And Then Nap?
The warrior mind set; your opponent should always be on your mind no matter what you're doing! Destroy, Destroy and conquer!  -George Roop

Drunk Girls is Scandalous, Yo!
Special shout-out to the drunk girl at the sushi bar for stealing my lunch. I wasn't that hungry anyway. #stayclassyEnumclaw  -Jeff Hougland

Wacky Barry Checking In
HAAAAAAAAAIRAIRAIRAIR instagr.am/p/gi4Bq/  -Pat Barry